lachowskii

atruegentlemanthief:

                                        ALEX COMMISSIONS

So HEY! I’m going to be doing real live commissions for the FIRST TIME EVER in order to save up for a new tablet pen that lets me use pen sensitivity since my old one is WAY out of date and I lost the cd about two years ago. 

And then once I get that maybe my commissions stuff will improve and I can do better pieces and whatnot and actually get some income since there are no available jobs where I live. Amazing.

SO WHAT DO I OFFER?

Headshots. In the various styles above.

First Row

  • Colored: $3 USD
  • Uncolored: $2 USD

Second Row

  • Ink Pen Uncolored: $4
  • Colored: $5 (textures don’t cost extra)


Third Row

  • Pallet Style (choice of crayon or pen ink style, pallet color up to you or one I pick at random) $7 USD
  • Crayon Colored: $7 USD

EXTRA CHARACTERS FOR INTERACTION ARE $2 DOLLARS EXTRA. Max is three characters for now.

I am open to drawing for any fandom or OCs, and I CAN give a shot at anthro characters. I’m also not the best at drawing female characters but given they’re just headshots I probably won’t butcher them TOO bad.

Please send a message to me in fanmail or ask box and if I don’t reply to you in 24 hours assume tumblr ate it and try again!

OR contact my skype at JesuiticalMagpie.

My Paypal email is JesuiticalMagpie@aol.com

and when sending the money please use the gift option for now.

This is the first time I’ve done this so I’m a little nervous but hopefully this’ll make me get off my lazy butt and draw some more.


misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

(via robaemea)


headcanonacceptegd:

I love how rock lee is just like “I’m not using any type of jutsu. There is no trick. I’m straight up beating your punk ass”

(via faeryphobia)


How to have a zero drama fandom

Step 1: like a thing
Step 2: find a few close friends who also like the thing
Step 3: don't talk to anyone else in the fandom literally those 5-6 persons are your fandom

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via koyotespider)


prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

(via crazythatcounts)


6woofs:

Here comes the wolf..

…. to nap in the dirt. Yay.

(via biteythevillain)



tallqirl:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

AH

(via im-a-motherfucking-bald-eagle)

shoulderblades:

robbvious:

Wesley in the car, a short story

I LOVE DOGS

(via whipped-scream)


pugletto:

Omg, so I’m actually not this bad at making screencap redraws or whatever.

Latin@ Lady & the Tramp this time.

(via toxicpatches)